July 25th, 2011

So, first in the dream I was at a baseball game, and it was at night. I went to the bleachers to watch, and I saw Dan playing (of course he has to pop up in every single dream.) and I was watching him, and then he saw me watching him and I was like crap, so I left. Then I was in my house, and I was sleeping in my bed, and all of a sudden I woke up because I heard something outside the house. I went upstairs to look out the big window, and witnessed a drug deal across the street by the mailboxes. I was kinda freaked out so I went and got my dad, and he's like just stay in the house. Then he went around and made sure all the doors were locked. All of a sudden then, there was this creepy little kid who was high on crack looking in the window. He started tapping on it and I thought he saw me but I wasn't sure, so I went to a place where he couldn't see me from the window. Some more stuff happened that I can't remember. Then my house was actually my grandparents' house, but it was my house, and there were like crackheads and drug dealers and gangsters all over the back and front yards. Then they were like trying to get in, and we were locking all the doors but they were getting in anyway, and they had baseball bats and I was backing away and saying please don't hurt me, when I woke up.

It was still like four in the morning when I woke up, so I went back to sleep eventually and had an even weirder but much more enjoyable dream. I was walking down Kerber, the straight part, and there was like an obstacle course/track thing, and part of it was made of Red Vines. Basically you just had to walk on the track without falling off onto the sidewalk. (I dunno, it made sense in the dream.) So I was walking along, and when I got to Nez Perce there was like a Red Vine zip line going down that street, that led down the Big Hill and to the beach, and I was like this is the coolest thing I have ever seen. Then Bridgette, the girl I work with, was walking down the street, behind me, and I turned and she said, "Isn't this cool? It was all made by random people who just decided to add to the community." And I was like, "Cool, do we ever have to clean it up?" And she said that we only have to pick up the Red Vines, and only at night, so could I please hand her that Red Vine next to me so that she could clean them up. So then the track thing was gone, and I just had to walk by myself. Apparently I was with people that entire time, and now I was leaving so I was saying goodbye to them, and the people were Britt and Will. And Britt, being Britt, hugged me goodbye, so then since that was what we were doing I went to hug Will goodbye, but he was all weird when I hugged him and then after he goes, "I really need for you to stop hugging me so frequently," and I'm like dude I've never even hugged you before, but alright. And so then I continued on my way down Kerber to wherever I was going. When I got to the bottom of the first hill, Luna Lovegood and her dad who wasn't her actual dad from the movie came, and asked if I needed a ride, because they had room for one more. So, I got on their magic carpet and we went up in the direction of the elementary school. As we were flying we saw Dumbledore, but he was like a real life version of the Harry Potter Puppet Pals Dumbledore, and he had no pants and he was all crazy and weird. He was soaring through the air by himself and singing some weird crazy song and Luna goes, oh, there's Dumbledore, and I'm like I thought he was dead, and she goes, he is dead, but we're just so close to heaven up here that we can see him. So eventually we got where we were going, which looked like the playground/baseball field area of Lake Ann, and lots of people were gathered, because Voldemort had ordered that everyone gather there to worship him. Somehow I was on the top of this huge hill overlooking the park area, sort of like the Parthenon overlooks Athens on the acropolis. I was in this temple thing, that was really small like a shack or a cabin, only it was a temple, and there was this shrine to Voldemort, and I'm like, uh wait, Voldemort's dead. And the magic dream voice was like, "Yeah he's dead, but he still ordered everyone to worship him." But I'm like, "That doesn't make sense, if he's dead then we don't have to do what he says and worship him because he's dead and can't do anything to us," and the magic dream voice is like, hmm, true, and I don't remember anything after that because I think I woke up.